Jan
6
top new year’s quotes, self-texted for posterity
the worst part of the trail is the best part of the story.
peter cetera has changed this party.
never met a bendy straw we didn’t own.
puttin’ the cock in Hancock Park
i loved your vibes.
he’s a sex goldfish.
it’s like my Uncle Steve says, there’s an ass for every seat.
i brought in my snack bag so I wouldn’t just be walking with my bra.
several hours later, i reply, “neato.”
