gmail search poetry: dbag edition
am i a dbag for liking ariel pink?
like i suppose it’s better to be a dbag who donates stuff to charity than a dbag who doesn’t. but you are still a MAJOR DBAG
i think there was some sort of dog whistle-type beacon that only dbags could hear, calling people to the 930 club.
fuck you. of course you are a dbag, with a dbag friend who drives a benz, because you work for the RIAA. fuck you.
the dbag is now awake and tweeting
shit like this makes me just want to stay home and listen to records and leave the progressive dbag dudes to edit themselves
tobey maguire = probs a dbag but i’d hit it
he’s on notice. not in the dbag column or anything yet
oh yeah. dbag city.
am i a hipster stereotype/dbag because i think these guys are hot? (lookatthisfuckinghipster w/ a drug rug on)
My dbag hypothesis was wrong.
