gmail search poetry: ladyparts edition*
the trick to pulling anything off is just plugging your vadge and strutting with style
love this PSA. it might as well say, “if her vadge is dry, you might be raping her!”
i need to distract my vagina til january.
the feminist dude response would be, “i can’t make you fuck me if you won’t” to the tune of the bonnie raitt jam. “i can’t maaaake your vadge do, somethin’ it won’t”
i have like every other general vagina-politics book ever published
Veni, Vidi, Vag: the [NAME REDACTED] Vagina Story
24K gold-plated vagina, WHAT?!
ok, freals, explain to me the marnie stern obsession. maybe it’s because i like to touch the penis and not the vadge, but i find her majorly annoying
gurl, is that a vagina symbol on your gchat??
in which we speculated on what would happen if [NAME REDACTED]’s vadge had its own gmail address. chat contacts: only people she’s effed.
"[NAME REDACTED]’s vagina is busy. you may be interrupting."
in my head i keep hearing foreigner’s “jukebox hero,” only with the words “vagina hero” replacing it.
I am excited to work on something that isn’t a crochet vagina
to quote my favorite movie of all time, i think my vagina has grown back together
knee deep in your spankbank right now. vagina deep actually
it all comes back to my vagina
oh my god my heart just exploded. or was that my vagina?
it was revealed last weekend that some of my besties BLOWDRY their ladycave
Yesterday I came out as a “problem masturbator”
i like that you said funkadelic vagina-fied.
that’s a no joke vagina
NO, john mayer, i do NOT want to put whiskey and smarties in my vagina.
the garage door to my vagina slowly closing.
How to ask for a raise: Step 1: Keep a nice, clean vagina. Step 2: Eat a light breakfast.
really, he was asking for advice on how to gain admission to your vagina
that song gets my vagina so revvved up
ok, i gotta run because i’m banging out a piece on the vagina vote.
slightly fem guys are the best, especially when they are licking your vagina and you are 100% convinced they are not gay. aka CONGRATS!
none of this “my vagina was my village” bullshit where eve ensler channels the world’s downtrodden vaginas
Selling Vaginas… the Feminist Way!
my vagina smells like it is tired all the time
yeah, i am so so so sick of swampvadge
seriously but we could make a KILLING marketing vagina blowdryers
i am so disappointed this isn’t coming from your vagina’s email address.
What is a vajaguar? And where can I get one?
i actually kind of like the idea of just making: Vagina! The Blog.
yeah, vagina-related wordplay is one of my treasured pastimes
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